Копипаста:Lukomore:Kyrgyzstan

Kyrgyzstan (officially Кыргызстан) - mountainous | country Tien Shan, the lake Issyk-Kul, and with flocks of sheep. Population pussyeyes chocks-Untermensch, buried in their own shit and misery and this is coming to Moscow to work. Herding sheep, you have to be a sheep, then there will be happiness in the herd. Synchronized with its neighbors Uzbekistan and Kazakhstan, all the same, as in Adygea.

Capitals

Bishkek northern capital, formerly Frunze Pishpek or where there were two revolutions, first academician Akayev had flown to this country, after Bakiyev flew to Belarus. Now President Atambayev plane runs as rails stole, his quotes are delivered, 'Our people are not sheep, to go for a goat to be slaughtered.' Northerners graze sheep. Osh, the southern capital of the problems with the Uzbeks. Southerners graze sheep. August 31 a holiday, Independence Day.

Tourism

Issyk Kul local Crimea, but instead it does not replace all expensive and flawed, but close to Alma-Ata, on a good car can be reached in half a day. Salt Lake, the second largest, after the Caspian Sea. Locals refer to the tourists as, money is the same. Visitors sometimes fed fish, not seen, then get the skull, seen. Fish is almost invisible, because in Soviet times, some dunce has launched there a large predatory fish and received for this award, predatory fish eating local fish did such predators had not betrayed and not willing has died of starvation. So now the Lake of fish only small cunt trifle. Holivary at rest in a yurt, you can live, but unknown insects deliver tourists put yurt or cosmogony House for three hours. By the way the CIS no longer walk in guests, with or without invitation, with or without gifts. Local in the fall, winter and spring graze sheep. Chui Valley, there is possible in a tent paradise for a pair of junkies. Karakol Ski base for winter tourism.

Dordoi

Local Cherkizon, preferably more Tashkenskaya and Almaty, thanks to the Chinese brothers, although local rag sew and sell cheaper. Sellers on a belt worn Gaitan with pocket 'Zaman' But the border is not rubber guards languidly passed. through a corridor that restrains trade. On holiday Kurman ayt- sacrifice Orozo Ait sell rams.

Myrki

Came a contingent of ailov, with the ALA-Too mountains, behave like the celebration of disobedience, kins did not being to cause bathert indigenous inhabitants. Called so because of their similarity with the cat, former wizards-shepherds of sheep. The shepherd in the pasture jailoo at the head 300 programs at usual 2500, morally depraved human Ego, so rarely roost in flocks. They have a popular tattoo mutton, read "Energy of the universe ". N. Maltseva. The Shepherd knows the area of pastures. Shepherds are born in yurts, tents of the wooden frame and felt or felt Kerege ,analogue of valenki, yurt without corners, without toilets and running water, top tandyk or tunduk, a window on the sky watching the furniture chest. Thriving self-capture, robbing a caravan, sometimes successfully. You can communicate with gestures. When meeting with the familiar, taken out of the car and hug. Myrki live mainly in kummiblokah, and Aboriginal people in the private sector. 21 March Nooruz.

Evgemiâ Lee and Asia mix

Zhenya Whether resident of Bishkek goddess barashkov, girl fairy went to success hiding from the world. Cowgirl played the pipe, lambs danced, she knew them by name, controlled their quantity, understood their language, expelled the false shepherds.

Asia Mix local KVN team, the best in the region. Uses tweezers,

to eject parasites from under the skin of the subconscious.

"Town 312" Bishkek, 996. Pop-rock ensemble, former "Mangara»

World | Games shepherds.

Vitaly Klitschko was born in Belovodsk. Boxing champion, Kiev's | Mayor.

Manas

Airport which previously were based pendosy traded on Dordoi uniform, but stopped paying to buy and they are eaten sheep flew. It is also a local epic about the eponymous hero, singing to the balalaika, komuz called, there is an iron komuz. There Manas Ordo complex with Gumbez Kumbez Manas. 40 sun tentacles on the flag, it's 40 tribes under the flag of Manas. The emblem of the falcon gyrfalcon 'Ak-Shumkar' Manas. March 5th festival day Ak cap.

IGIL

Edge returned from the war, campaigning shepherds of sheep and sakmalshikov in a new batch on Jihad, the power to do anything. Returning in short pants bearded men no longer want to go looking for fools Sunnis because they have been deprived of citizenship, i.e. the caste of untouchables. To the North of Bishkek is the Shiite mosque. Yugurs also take part.

A few years ago, the Kyrgyz border guards successfully repelled the attack on the outpost. In neighbouring Kazakhstan, an attack on the same mountain outpost ended resound, and the sole survivor of the Drunken declared guilty.

Internets

Addicts sit in the main sites of the country, the patriots dzhigits 3 to 5 people in a cage Flame. By lurke indifferent shepherds resistant to social networks. On pasture network alabais -moderators sleep, Adonijah spend a third of life in thinking about 'One lamb, there are seven shepherds'. Internet works under contract with Eitel.In forums no seks.

Kitchen and proverbs

in the North, beshbarmak, on South Pilaf. Eating lamb, kopalhem from the Mall. Nobody in the country eating GMO foods. If mutton incorrectly slaughtering, meat will be delicious if not a sheep abusing, jguar flies are not going to sit on its meat to defer the testicles. If you ate a lot of meat, take a bath − 12:00, fat comes out. Under Kyrgyz laws, this Holy hearth home. and will not be attending the uninvited guests.

"In one pan, two heads of sheep do not cook "

"Let me eat butt Wolf, if only my eyes have not seen, " "look at mother and daughter take, look at the door and come to a place of honor at least " "the Wolf and the old but one sheep " "enough forces in his village, the dogs tail pipe " " Light One yurt, another does not illuminate " "Hummm goat asked the horns, but left without them " "in a yurt, Mullah seven pork goals " "one ball droppings sheep spoil the flask of oil " " Disease include batmanami and goes miskalâmi. Misc Kirghiz — one of the ancient peoples of Central Asia, has existed for thousands of years (the Kazakhs and Uzbeks were formed after the collapse of the Mongol Empire from the former her uluses, and Tajiks are those descendants of those Persians which in Sefevidah left the Sunnis, while the other Persians in the 14th century became Shia). Other ancient peoples — Turkmens and Uighurs.

Industry produces 25% of GDP, consists of coloured metallurgy and gold 60% of production.

A dozen years ago in the country each year, and sometimes revolution took place and several revolutions per year. But do not become a better place to live, so the revolution all ebali and no longer occur.

Until the Tulip Revolution, Akayev's son was married to a daughter of Nazarbayev.

After the revolution, the country appeared an American military base. BOB — base appeared for 4. 5 years before the first revolution, carefully following the destruction of two famous twins.

In the Chuy Valley has a Russian base.

In Issyk Kul is Kazakh base.

Up single Customs Union Kazakhs scored cheap Japanese auto among the Kyrgyz by proxy, who hasn't scored for USSR 2.0 it bricks shit .

Kirgyzii disputes about God, such as banner ' Poor people, where are we going? ' girls in national dress and Islamic. May 5 holiday, Constitution day. Machine translate

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